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THE SPIRITUALITY-NOT OF ATOM SMASHING - FREE THE PARTICLES!

Subatomic Particle PrisonerThomas Edison - In this connection I want to point out to you what Edison is reported by an interviewer as having said in Harper's Magazine for February 1890, and which is enlarged upon in the Scientific American for October 1920. In the earlier instance he is quoted as follows:

"I do not believe that matter is inert, acted upon by an outside force. To me it seems that every atom is possessed by a certain amount of primitive intelligence. Look at the thousands of ways in which atoms of hydrogen combine with those of other elements, forming the most diverse substances. Do you mean to say that they do this without intelligence? Atoms in harmonious and useful relation assume beautiful or interesting shapes and colors, or give forth a pleasant perfume, as if expressing their satisfaction... gathered together in certain forms, the atoms constitute animals of the lower order. Finally they combine in man, who represents the total intelligence of all the atoms."

"But where does this intelligence come from originally?" asked the interviewer.

"From some power greater than ourselves," Edison answered.

"Do you believe, then, in an intelligent Creator, a personal God?"

"Certainly. The existence of such a God can, to my mind, be proved from chemistry."' (The Consciousness of the Atom, The Evolution of Substance, Alice Bailey, 1922)


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Einstein - Fizzassists say Einstein published a theory that stands as one of the most intricate examples of human imagination in history. Yes, I agree. He thought it up. In his special theory of relativity, Einstein described how the only constant in the universe is the speed of light. Everything else--mass, weight, space, even time itself--is compressed as it approaches the speed of light because energy equals mass times the speed of light squared. What is that about?

It was about competing with Newton and Galileo for fame and glory, and it was the one obvious thing that could put the glitter on the dome. After Einstein's theory, everybody interpreted everything as relative, i.e. meaningless or not based on any absolute. Society rapidly degraded. With no God/dess but only infinite space-time and continuous void, what meaning does truth have? Is this why we worship Einstein, because he upset our balance and pulled Newton's best rug out from under us? Competition in the field of science, an incredible and marginal thing is it not? But what price glory? Einstein's famous theorem led to the development of atomic weapons and atom bombs. He both encouraged and abhorred it, in fact. Therefore, let us worship him further, for he has helped to fulfill our darkest bi-polar destinies by his energy and life.

If, as Einstein hints, our entire solar system is but a sphere, coloring is given to the deduction that it, in its turn, may be but a cosmic atom; thus we would have a place within a still larger scheme, and have a center around which our system rotates, and in which it is as the electron to the atom. We have been told by astronomers that our entire system is probably revolving around a central point in the heavens. (The Consciousness of the Atom, The Evolution of Substance, Alice Bailey)

Theory of relativity - To solve some of the problems with his special theory of relativity, Einstein in 1916 published his other great work, the "general theory of relativity," which states that, to account for gravity, time and space must be curved around massive objects like stars, planets or black holes. Einstein told us the world is not flat but curved! Wait a minute. Didn't Galileo say that a long time ago? For this daring assertion, Einstein earned the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1921. In 1939, six years after he fled European fascism and settled at Princeton University, Einstein experienced a profound mental crisis. As an avowed pacifist, he signed a letter to President Roosevelt urging the United States to develop an atomic bomb. Roosevelt heeded the advice and formed the "Manhattan Project" which secretly developed the first atomic weapon. Einstein did not work on the project. Instead, he said, "Since I do not foresee that atomic energy is to be a great boon for a long time, I have to say that for the present it is a menace. Perhaps it is well that it should be. It may intimidate the human race into bringing order into its international affairs, which without the pressure of fear, it would not do." Now, I ask you, is this enlightened? After having done extensive damage to the morale of the world and causing great havoc and death, Einstein died in Princeton, New Jersey, in 1955.

Einstein's theory of relativity - This theory is true if based on divine proportions but untrue if based on mathematics. And if based on mathematics, Draconians will conclude that the Universe can be weighed like a pound of beef and divided up into quadrants for consumption. The Universe is infinite. Where you have infinity you have a situation in which nothing can be said about it, absolutely, and whatever absolutes there are have the power to change at any time. So there, we will not be nailing any feet to this floor anytime soon, except in the instance of theory, which is not feet. The Universe requires an infinite space in which to exist because the Universe is God/dess. It is absurd to make particle accelerators to study atoms to get at the nature of God/dess. The deep and potentially dangerous aspect of this research is this. What if God/dess does not like what is going on and if S/he is offended by the accelerators? Traditionally, when God/dess gets peeved, S/he sends a flood and other natural disasters. Ring a bell? Helloooooo! (I love you, Melchizedek, Santiago St. Peter the Divine.).

Einstein's theory of relativity regarding the uses of same to produce more theories regarding the Universe - The most applicable use of Einstein's theory of relativity is a launching pad from which can be launched other such witless theories regarding the Universe and how it exists. As if anyone among us can know how. Einstein himself said that we do not know how the Universe exists or how it works unless we can know the mind of God/dess. We don't even know our own minds, which is why we need to get more in touch with ourselves regarding particle fizz666.

Einstein's theory of relativity and the causation of same - What caused the theory? World powers competing for dominance.

Einstein's theory of relativity and the kinds of atoms it applies to - Einstein's theory of relativity does not apply to any atoms that are known to exist in this Universe. It applies to atoms that existed in the mind of Einstein (whom we have proclaimed God), and those atoms exist only in potentiality until exploded as a bomb. Einstein only knew about the bomb atoms. But if atom smashing continues, those bomb atoms will continue to come into existence, and we will have a Universe filled with particles that have been smashed, split and fused. Oh great. Just what we need, a Universe filled with screwed up atoms.

From this we passed on to the consideration of the soul, or the psyche, of the atom, and found that scientists recognize the truth that atoms themselves possess quality, show symptoms of mind or intelligence, and can discriminate, select, and choose. (The Consciousness of the Atom, The Evolution of the Thinker, Alice Bailey)

Einstein's theory of relativity regarding the uses of plutonium and uranium in nuclear reactors - Such uses require special conditions to exist so that the plutonium and the uranium are prevented from contaminating the people who work with the elements. Uranium is an element that will destroy the planet altogether yet is being used to create radiation therapy for illnesses that medical science cannot figure out how to treat any other way. Plutonium, on the other hand, serves no such purpose and should be sequestered. Plutonium is dead matter, decomposing by filtering through itself radiation in the form of subatomic particles whose purpose for existence is to decompose matter. Therefore, plutonium is not meant to be used but to be left untouched. It is serving God/dess's function of reducing matter to its primal state of particle distribution and relocation.

Einstein's theory of relativity and the nature of its uses - This theory now is being substantially used to extract money from the government and use government property to expand operations in particle fizz666. Quantum and theoretical physics do not require more than a modicum of space. Einstein never needed anything but a blackboard to create a Holycost.

EinsteinismQuantum theory involves only mental work regarding mathematical formulas. Nothing else for special operations is required. Instead of giving fizzassists vast areas in which to set up equipment for atom smashing, splicing, dicing, splitting and fusing, let's give them a soothing, peaceful space for calculating their formulas and for discussing theory, perhaps with some elevator music. Later, when the anterior lobe of the human brain is producing information about quantum particles, more space can be appropriated to make room for equipment like electromagnetic beam amplifiers and electromagnetic stream enhancers, to help us to verify the findings of our chakras.

Einstein's theory is very useful for placing fizzassists in fast cars and big houses and giving them big bank accounts and big stock portfolios and various other expensive habits that are hard to maintain without constant government and corporate funding.

Theory of Relativity

(1) The theory exists in opposition to Einstein's stated beliefs regarding the nature of the Universe and the nature of God/dess and the nature of reality and the reasons for existence.

(2) Regarding the nature of the Universe, the theory suggests that the Universe is in some way defective and that only particle fizz666 can unify it.

(3) Regarding the nature of God/dess, the theory suggests that God/dess is in some way defective and only particle fizzassists can mend Him/Her.

(4) Regarding the nature of reality, the theory suggests that reality is somehow defective and that only particle fizzassists can mend it.

(5) Regarding the reasons for existence, the theory suggests that existence is somehow defective and that only particle fizzassists can mend it.

(6) This theory of relativity has no relevance regarding the meaning of life, the purpose of existence, the nature of reality and the nature of God/dess.

Extra Dimensions - Some GUTS (Grand Unification Theories), such as string theories, require more than three spatial dimensions to work. Is it just me or do particle fizzassists seem to lack any sense at all? Do they not dream? Can't they tell when they are dreaming that they are in another dimension? Do they happen to notice that it is real but it does not have any matter particles? Does it ever cross their minds that they are venturing into a plane of reality where nothing matters except antimatter? Give it some thought, guys, please!

Modern fizz666, according to fizzassists, has good theories for quantum mechanics, relativity, and gravity. But these theories do not quite work with each other. Hey, I wonder why? Is it because their fat GUTs are just designed to earn cash for further consumption? To quote them, "There are problems caused by our living in three spatial dimensions. If we lived in more than three dimensions, these problems would naturally resolve themselves." Excuse me, but for millions of people, these problems never arose. They were resolved automatically by virtue and fate. Give these poor particles a break, you guys! Please! One of their pet theories, String Theory, suggests that in a world with three ordinary dimensions and some additional very small dimensions, particles are strings and membranes. Then they ask, "What are small dimensions?" Well you should ask! Go find out, why don't you? Think Particle World and see what you come up with. (Melchizedek, Santiago St. Peter the Divine)

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